“My nephew is in the Army and has been stationed in Germany, but he is being deployed to Afghanistan soon. He got a 10-day leave and decided to surprise his mother. Unfortunately, his flight got in late, so he didn’t get to my house until almost 1am. So I called his mom and told her that my girlfriend had a bad migraine and needed her to help us get her to the ER. This was her reaction upon walking into my kitchen and seeing him sitting on the counter. Priceless!”
-Karen. L.
Warning: A little bit of adult language in this one.